Witches and Moms

With Halloween just around the corner stores are starting to put up decorations, some of which are very scary. We went to Lowes and right as you go in the door there is a life size witch that turns on and has glowing eyes and says something. When he saw it he asked, "Mom what is that?" I told him that it was a witch and that it was just pretend. He replied, "Oh it was just a mom." I guess this is what I am like in his eyes.